First Post...

I don't harbor fantasies that I have online stalkers, but if I did, they would be reading this. They might have trouble coming to terms with depth and breadth of their love for me, so I hope this blog will help them through what will no doubt be a difficult adjustment. Seeing as I don't really believe in love, their obsessions will obviously go unrequited, and we will always be at arm's length from each other. Sadly, until I'm convinced otherwise, this is how it's gotta be.